Loves smacking his bum bum with a spatula
Very much enjoys closing his eyes and pretending he's a magical creature, able to perform special feats which win him friends
Loves the art of dance. In fact, will spend hours just moving - no music is necessary. He just wants to feel free...
Has a collection of straw hats. No, you can't touch them!
Is a very talented finger masseuse!
Is lonely a lot.
Can smell things other cannot.
Has a rage problem.
Was once married to a chair at the mall.
likes to eat food.
loves his wife and children.
hates raw onions.
plays any instrument he can get his hands on.
is a professional sleeper.
doesn't know the difference between having fun and being mean.
can't speak spanish but wants to.
thinks of himself as a 'filmmaker', but he hasn't made a film in 3 years.
barfs when he's nervous.
doesn't like violence.
can kick your ass at scrabble.
loves frisbee.
likes beer.
First band: Sic Transit Gloria